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Movie: Session 9 (2001), directed by Brad Anderson
Watched on: Netflix
Ran: 8.18 miles, 8’25”/mile, 01:08:57 (recovery run)
 
Session 9 (2001)It’s Slow-Burn Saturday here at Running Scared! Which is absolutely not a thing, but it sounded good in my head, so what the heck, let’s just ride that wave. I hereby fully acknowledge that it was criminal of me to wait two dang DECADES before watching Session 9, but I plead ignorance, Your Honor: had anyone bothered to tell me that 1) it’s set right here in Massachusetts, specifically at the abandoned Danvers State Hospital; 2) the chucklehead nephew character is played by a grown-up Warren from Empire Records; 3) that it’s a remarkable piece of psychological horror that masterfully constructs a teetering Jenga tower of crushing dread from elements and moments that seem unremarkable if not outright mundane when considered apart from the construct itself; and 4) maybe you didn’t hear me but it’s got frickin’ WARREN from EMPIRE RECORDS, why was I not informed?
 
Session 9 is one of those films that’s simultaneously easy and difficult to describe in terms of plot, in part because the plot isn’t really what makes it work. The easy version is that this is the tale of a five-man asbestos removal team who is under the gun to clean out the abandoned and crumbling Kirkbride Mental Health Hospital, which the town is renovating to use as a new town hall. Gordon, the owner of the asbestos removal business, underbid and overpromised in desperation to win the contract, and now everyone is feeling the pressure. Strange things start happening, people get freaked out, people don’t show up, and all the while, one of the workers is listening to the session tapes of a former patient with multiple personality disorder, whose story seems to be infecting the team.
 
The hard version is… well, hard. It’s tough to describe how, over the course of the one week in which they need to finish a three-week job, interpersonal issues rankle, tempers flare, and weird behaviors slowly build a sense of unease that sticks in your lungs like a tumor.  But just like a tumor, by the time you realize it’s there it’s grown entirely out of control and people are gonna die. If you just plain removed all of the horror elements, this could ultimately have worked almost as well if it were a locked-room character study: all of the progression really stems from how these characters interact, their personal histories with each other, whom they trust and distrust, the secrets they keep and the ones they tell. It wouldn’t work at all without a really solid script and fine work by everyone in the cast.
 
Speaking of characterization, though, there ARE horror elements, and Kirkbride (in reality the actual factual Danvers State Hospital which inspired the script) is a character unto itself, a living-dead lurking embodiment of decay. Everything about it sweats dread which drips off the screen in oily bullets. I’m hard-pressed to name another horror film whose onscreen world was conjured by a perfect true-life setting; maybe The Blair Witch Project? But pretty much any chunk of forest would serve the latter, whereas I doubt any other place, real or constructed, could so perfectly establish the mood that makes Session 9 click at a deep level. In the end it’s Kirkbride’s weight and presence that makes the conceit of the patient history and session tapes work as an influence from… the past? Geography? The ghosts of the long-dead? You’re never certain, but by the time the credits roll somehow you know without knowing that the death-spiral you just watched wasn’t entirely just somebody snapping under the pressure.
 
Session 9 is also one of those films that, once you arrive at the end, you realize couldn’t have ended any other way. It warrants a second viewing at minimum, because based on what I remember, the DNA of the finale is visible in details of the phenotype from the very beginning. I don’t think it cheats in any way.
 
So don’t go into this one expecting a high body count, buckets of blood, and inventive deaths. What we have here is atmospheric horror at its best, the sort of gradual build that feels like you’re being buried alive by the sand slipping through an hourglass—which also means it’s not for everyone, and there will absolutely be horror fans that will DETEST Session 9, if they can even sit through it. It requires attention, or else it will fall flat, so save it for a time when you can turn out the lights, hunker down, and give it the focus it deserves. If you invest the time, the payoff is solid. 
 
Also, Warren from Empire Records is in it. Thought I should maybe mention that.

4.5/5.0 bloody severed feet

runningscared: madness icon (madness)
Movie: Braid (2018), directed by Mitzi Peirone
Watched on: Amazon Prime
Ran: 7.53 miles, 9’01”/mile, 01:07:56 (light run)
 
Braid (2018)Full disclosure: on balance, most people would say that I read too much into things. I was a literature major (sort of), and while that alone may tell you everything you need to know, I suspect you won’t fully appreciate the depth of what I’m saying until I also disclose that I watched I Know Who Killed Me twice, because I felt there may have been something more profound going on that was just beyond my grasp. Yes, I Know Who Killed Me. The movie in which Lindsay Lohan plays a stripper who gets a couple of limbs chopped off. That one. And the reason it’s so important that I tell you this is because tonight’s light-run movie was Braid.
 
I didn’t know the first thing about Braid when I cued it up—I went in 100% tabula rasa on this one, and I’m glad I did. At the outset, the plot seems straightforward enough: Petula and Tilda are two young women doing some desperate living, counting up the street value of the drugs they’re about to sell, when the police come a-knockin’ and they’re forced to flee and abandon their inventory. Now they have 48 hours in which to recoup the $80,000 they owe their supplier, so they ditch New York and hop a train back to Vermont, where they plan to visit their childhood friend Daphne. Daphne has a safe full of money hidden somewhere on her crumbling estate, but she’s a little… odd. Our two fugitives think they can find the safe and abscond with the cash, provided they play Daphne’s game. They are already familiar with the rules: 1) Everyone Must Play. 2) No Outsiders Allowed. 3) Nobody Leaves.
 
Even these simple facts are revealed piecemeal instead of being spoonfed to us. We have to do a little work to pull it together into a story, and in hindsight, that sets the tone for when things really go off the rails, and boy do they ever. Daphne’s game is a continuation of when the girls played house as little kids: Daphne is the mom, Tilda is her daughter, and Petula is a doctor giving Tilda her checkup—except now Petula checks Tilda’s reflexes with a hard swing to the knee with a meat tenderizer. And things get progressively more violent from there.
 
I don’t want to say much more about the story beyond the setup, because in some ways the film is more about the story than a means of telling the story, if that makes any sense (or even if it doesn’t). Everything about this movie is intended to disorient you. Time flashes backward and forward. Things that happen are undone moments later. Color becomes an agent of chaos—whereas Suspiria’s colors evoke nightmare, at least you knew something was out to get you; the colors in Braid evoke “bad drug trip” and inform you that god is dead but everything’s pretty. Camera angles don’t so much ignore gravity as stab it repeatedly and devour its corpse.
 
I think all of this conspires to short-circuit one’s ability to process linear progression and cause and effect. I often count paces while I’m running—yes, even while watching a horror movie. It’s just the way my brain is wired to process long, repetitive tasks. (Running for an hour sounds impossible; running for a minute sixty times in a row, not so much.) That said, I found I could not count paces while running to Braid. It’s just not that kind of a movie.
 
But I will say this: from a visual perspective, it is breathtakingly beautiful. Every shot is composed with an attention to detail bordering on the, well, obsessive. Several of the scenes (Tilda and Petula bound together with braided hair; the three women asleep and intertwined in a bathtub; the three in frilly dresses and porcelain masks as feathers float around them) taken as a whole feel like a series of photo shoots for the world’s weirdest calendar. 
 
One thing I do feel the need to mention is that I’ve seen a lot of reviews dinging this movie for “unrealistic” plot points, and that seems critically myopic to me. Yes, smashing in someone’s knee with a meat tenderizer will cripple them for life; yes, hitting someone in the head with a full-on swing from a baseball bat will do more than just knock them out cartoon-style for a little while. But these are not the plot holes the naysayers claim them to be—they are clues as to what’s real and what isn’t. And if that isn’t clear to you by the time disfiguring scars start miraculously disappearing, you might need a better attention span, because you almost certainly missed, for example, the Keyser Söze moment when the women are painting toward the end.
 
It’s hard to bottom-line a movie that has no bottom and precious few lines, but I can say that whether or not you will enjoy Braid will depend more than usual on your tastes and mood. If you like linear and unambiguous plots and are fond of telling yourself “that definitely happened,” you should stay away. If you enjoy ambiguity and mystery and don’t shy away from experimental narrative and film (and are allergic to neither challenge nor pretentiousness), you might get a lot out of Braid. And if you’re the type who lives and dies by what other people say, then Braid is either a thinker or it’s trash. Either way, it’s not an easy watch. I can tell you this, though: I’m definitely going to see it again.

4.0/5.0 bloody severed feet

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I run literally every day, but I'm not supposed to be outside while the sun's up (for, um, reasons), and also there's a pandemic on and running in a mask sucks. On rare occasions I chance a late-night run on unlit and deserted paths, but maybe 85% of the time these days, I run on a treadmill in my living room.

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